he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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