So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think my mom watched the whole time
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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