Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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