I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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