they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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