the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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