we're blogging at a bar
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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