Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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