Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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