You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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