and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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