im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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