just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
tell me about the eggs
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