Non-Jews are for practice
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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