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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere

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• (408): View more from California

  Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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• (518): View more from New York

  At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  did you hook up at the wedding?

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  No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore

  (209): View more from California

  You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday

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• (925): View more from California

  I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.

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• (585): View more from New York

  DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER

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• (716): View more from New York

  He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.

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