Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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