return my video game
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
