The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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