I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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