is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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