Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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