just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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