I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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