a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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