Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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