I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm always down for nudity.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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