oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
There r osticjed everywhere
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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