We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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