He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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