Nicole vs. Life
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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