Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
MIDGETS
????
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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