I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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