so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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