I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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