Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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