I think I died a long time ago.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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