he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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