And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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