I skipped work to stalk him.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Farmville is her only friend.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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