I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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