I think scott just propositioned me for sex
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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