She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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