do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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