I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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