just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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