the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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