Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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