Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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