So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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