I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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