is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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