The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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