they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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