Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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